Maher: The GOP Should Just Go Ahead And Nominate Tim Tebow

Bill Maher, on Friday's Real Time:
Since all Republican voters really want in a candidate is a devout Christian who:

1) doesn't know shit from Shinola,

2) is proud of that, and

3) isn't named Mitt,

... they should just go ahead and nominate Tim Tebow.

...last Sunday, Tim learned that although Jesus saves, He can't read NFL defenses, and he's terrible at throwing into coverage. A Yahoo! sports article on Tebow's performance used words like "atrocious", "terrible", "not even close to ready", and "Oh my God". And I thought, funny, those are the same things I've been thinking about Herman Cain.

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